Sunday, June 3, 2012

Random thoughts #4

  • Why is there an expiration date on "sour" cream?
  • Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic?"
  • Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
  • Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
  • Why do we sing "take me out to the ball game", when we are already there?
  • Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?
  • Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss?" Shouldn't it be called a "near hit?"

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