Friday, May 25, 2012

Random thoughts

Some Random Thoughts I had While Avoiding Cleaning

  • Why is the letter s in the word lisp?..... It's just cruel
  • Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
  • Why is it that when I transport something by car it's called a shipment, but when I transport something by ship it's called cargo?
  • Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
  • Why did Japanese Kamikaze pilots wear crash helmets
  • Why is there no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
  • How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?
  • Why do your feet smell and your nose runs?

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