Random thoughts 3#

• Why do light switches say on/off? When it's on you can see it's on, when it's off you can't see to read.
• If "con" is the opposite of "pro," is Congress the opposite of progress?
• Why isn't there mouse-flavored catfood?
• Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
• If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
• Isn't it a bit unnerving that what doctors and lawyers call what they do "practice?"
• Why do people long for eternal life when they don't even know what to do on a rainy Saturday afternoon?
• Why do we call this planet Earth when it is 90% water?